Sunday, January 1, 2017

1984 FXR for Sale $4,500

1984 FXR EVO 5 Speed with only 13.5k miles on it...

My man Burly Steve is parting with his FXR for $4,500 cash.

Tell him Clarke sent you and you may get a set of grip tassels.

Check the Craigslist Casual Encounters Ad for all the details.

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

The AMF'R Tee is Back

Gorgeous George's repop of the f'n AMF'R tee.
Now with 20% more mother fucker. 
On sale now in the Gorgeous Store.
Get some while the getting's good.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Out With The Old In With The New

All Chopper Tees and Bitchin Moto Gear is only $10 with Free Shipping in the USA. Dang

Winter will be gone soon and so will these. Have at it.

The old stuff that is sold out is sold out forever.

Saturday, September 19, 2015

The move is over

Finally settled into the new house and are ready to ship again.

Have some Born To Live and AMF Yourself tees left in the store, marked down for your pleasure.

If you see something in stock and we are tight enough that you have one of our phone numbers, text one of the FOTS guys for a discount code to get 69% off. Just our way of thanking all of our friends out there that have helped or put up with our crap over the years.

We will not be reprinting any old designs, if it says sold out forever, it is.

Friday, May 8, 2015

Born to Live & Ride to Ride Tee & Tank Top

New biker tees and tank tops.
We are born to live and we ride to ride.

Thanks to Gorgeous George for doing the art. 

Available in the Fots Shop while they last.

Friday, April 24, 2015


It's about 3 weeks away and it's free as usual.

Bring your own beer, food, friends and family.
We'll supply the place and some chopper action.

Spread the word. See you there...

Saturday, April 11, 2015

AMF'R Belt Buckles

We got a few more belt buckles in stock in the Store.

This will be the last batch and they won't last long.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

AMF Yourself

New AMF tee in stock in the Freakin Shop...

Thanks to Gorgeous George for doing the art.

Friday, February 27, 2015

AMF'R Belt Buckles

Limited supply available in the Freakin Shop...

Hand made by Banged Up Bob himself.

Monday, December 1, 2014

AMF'R Patches In Stock

The AMF'R patches are in hand and shipping out tomorrow.

There are about 25 of them left. Get it on before they're gone.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

AMF'R Patch

New AMF'R Patches are in the works and will be in hand soon.
They're up for pre-sale in the Store but probably won't last long.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Chopper Dave Love

The Go Fund Him is real close to reaching the goal.

Do what you can to help. It will make you feel better than
whatever else you were going to do right now.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Afterlife Tee In Stock

Get some in the FOTS Shop...

Friday, August 22, 2014

In Stock MF'Rs

The AMF'R 2 tees are now in stock...

Bunch of other shit on sale in the FOTS store.
Show Class back issues are only $4.99 with shipping included for the first copy and only $3.99 for each additional copy. They may not last much longer. Or they may last forever. What do I know.
Thanks for your support. 

Monday, August 4, 2014

Monday, July 21, 2014

AMF'R 2 Tee Coming Soon...

Just sent the order to the printers. Should be done in 2 weeks.

No preorder this time. I will post an actual photo when we can.

Just cut back prices again on a bunch of stuff in the Freakin Store.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

A Line in the Salt

Our friend Dan is on a mission chasing a dream...

Check it out... and please repost.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

This weekend

Check it if you can,always goodtimes and good people.

Monday, July 7, 2014

Stuff's gotta go

Just loaded the last of the AMF'R tees into the store. Have some extras coming from the printer that will ship in two weeks.

Also dropped some prices on a bunch of the stuff and cut back on some of the shipping charges. To let you in on a secret, every week some of the stuff is going to keep getting cheaper until it is gone. We are making some new stuff soon and have to make room. So some of the other stuff's gotta go. Have at it.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

USA's Birthday = Free $hipping

To celebrate the 4th of July... shipping is free in the connected USA

Just put the code USA in the discount box when you checkout

Starts right now and goes until the end of the holiday weekend
Prices are already cut back in the Store and shit is going fast

Monday, June 30, 2014

Born Broke

good times every time

Friday, June 20, 2014

AMF'R Tee WAS Back in Stock

So... We had a grip of these in stock... that lasted about 12 hours.

I get asked all the time when we will make some more.

So we opened them up for preorder for 10 days until July 1st.

We wanted to make sure everyone that wants one got one. But...

A bunch of other stuff is in the new store at crackwhore prices.

Monday, June 16, 2014


The FOTS Store has been REBUILT...
Lower Prices, More Stuff, Easier To Use... Dig it.
A bunch of sold out issues of Show Class up for grabs.
There are some limited quantities that wont last long.

Thursday, May 22, 2014


Kenny from Strange Days was set up at the Ride to Skate this year. He slid me a set of gloves from his new company Bushwack. These bad boys are made of bison and are only $25. Soft, comfortable, tough, and fit... like a glove. If you need a new set of hand covers, check them out here...

Ride to Skate 8

All photos by Spurgeon Dunbar, Alex Quinn and the crummy ones are mine.
This year had the most people ever, and nothing really went wrong, except for the food truck getting hit by an old man having a heart attack. But we had a great fuckin time. Thanks to everyone that helped and everyone else that came out for it.