Thursday, June 28, 2012


As I sit here drounding in a river of PBR's, and crying myself to sleep at night. I keep saying "I should have gone."........ Well too late now.

   Anyhow, The guys are killing it!  They crushed Texas, They owe New Mexico a strech of highway! and Kicked the heat up few degrees when rolling through Arizona. They broke the Cailfornia state line early last night. These guys mean business! Clarke Is on a quest for cheap beer and loose women with low self esteem. Born Free is in there grasp. Here are some pics. Enjoy!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

They say only two things come out of Texas, Steers and Q

with the rest of the FOTS crew! Man I wish I was with them. Godspeed gentlemen.

Rolling through Texas to Born Free glory!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Tomorrow We Ride!

Bikes are ready, vans ready, shit is packed.  Eat, drink, and be merry my brothers for tomorrow WE RIDE!

Hitting the Road

bikes... check
tools... check
bail money... check
bath salts... check

In a little over 24 hours me and 4 of my oldest and closest brothers on the planet are going to take the next week to get out to Born Free. I'm turning 40 this year and between these 4 friends there is about 100 years of time that has gone by since we've known each other. Since we've become family we all get along like its us against the world if need be and we can count on each other for anything. I don't know if you have done something like this, but if not, it's hard to describe the anticipation.

We have no real plan of attack or exact route except to keep heading west, forget about the bullshit stress of everyday life for a while, have a good time and find a place to camp along the way as needed. We have with us a van that Mike D scored for $1 that doesn't have any rear windows while we are going across the south in the middle of the summer during a bit of a heat wave. It will most likely stink back there before we even cross the county line and the bikes will probably be on the road every chance possible just to escape the smell of it. Our crew is pretty stacked with a union welder, motorcycle mechanic, auto mechanic, machinist, airplane mechanic and... myself. I'm no dummy. I just hope no one gets hurt, lost or arrested. I'm sure it will all go as smooth as a greased baby's ass. I mean what could really go wrong...

PACA bitches

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

3 days to go..

California,where the sand turns to gold and the ladies have winter bush.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Unleash the Freaks

"like Genghis Khan on an iron horse,a monster steed with a fiery anus,flat out through the eye of a beer can and up your daughter's leg with no quarter asked and none given;show the squares some class,give em a whiff of those kicks they'll never know..."HST     One week and we're hitting the road for the golden state,if your at Born Free come by the Showclass booth and have a beer.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Long Live the Kings

Came home to a package from my man Guzz & the Flake Kings in the Netherlands...

He was hard at work with some serious tools in hand..

The Project Starter...

Words of wisdom...

Huge thanks for all the goodies brother...

They have their priorities straight...
... so check out the site when you get some alone time.

Mr Nicenasty

Chad recently did this beaut on Q's arm... down for life.

He is also selling these two fine works of art in the Fots shop.

They are sold as a set and there is a real limited supply available.

Get some and class up your garage.

Thursday, June 7, 2012


  Mike D's shovel coming along.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Some stories can't be written. They must be told.

If you ever run into the Axe, Ask him about the time he picked up motorcycle for his father in law. It's hilarious! I must think about it at least once a week,and burst out in laughter. I must warn you though.....If you decide to ask him, I suggest you bring a clean pair of undies, because you WILL piss your pants. Oh yeah,It's that funny.