Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Moon Man & Chicken Foot
Clarke: Hey Moon, what's up with the chicken foot hanging from your handlebars?
Moon: It's my new speedo.
Moon: I've gotten too many speeding tickets from the cops around here because my speedo is broken and I ride faster than I realize.
Clarke: Ok, but what's up with the fuckin chicken foot?
Moon: Well when I feel the chicken foot scratching my arm from the wind, I know I'm doing about 45 mph... like I said, it's my new speedo. Haven't gotten a ticket since I installed it.
Clarke: Fair enough.