Monday, February 27, 2012


Buzzkiller sent me some sweet pics of his buddies from 1968. Followed up with his super clean FXE frpm '84. Totally awesome!

Big thanks to Buzzkiller for the back in the day pics.

Sunday, February 26, 2012


Where were you in 1996?  I was in my back alley with my freshly minted triumph chopper. If you look at the picture and listen closely you can almost here Metallica playing in the background!
Dont be scared. Lets see some more back in the day pics! Send them to with info

Thursday, February 23, 2012

FOTS is Alive with Pleasure

Let's party. The site is now fixed, until it breaks the internet again.

Was a bunch of static. Dont ask, just hit it and pass.

Valentines Day

Got a real cool care package from Gorgous George. Nothing says love like free stuff.

love you too man

Tuesday, February 21, 2012


The Axe's triumph,coming soon.

Monday, February 20, 2012

FUTS- Fucked Up The Stinkhole

So I guess some of you have noticed that the FOTS shop has been down and having problems since sometime last week. I finally got to the bottom of it tonight after trying for days to shake an answer out of the nit wits that host the thing. It seems that there is an "internal error on the server that was unforeseeable". Translation: we fucked up. Just wish they would have the sack to fuckin say that, just once. I would be a lot cooler and show more respect if they did. The solution: the site is moving to a newer faster server in the next 24-72 hours. That's a hell of a window, you're doing a bang up job fellas. So hold tight and things will be back to normal before you know it and you can get your chopper dope fix once again.

I felt like I was in the Deer Hunter as I was on hold...............

Thanks for the support. I love you all.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Timonium aftermath

Floor inspector Flathead Jay, hard at work.

Vander doing one of the best impersonations of the whole United States Government.  Spot on!

What a great time! I know I'm late on posting but who cares.  Thanks to all of my friends old and new that made last weekend truly memorable.

Friday, February 17, 2012

East Coast Love Machine

Steve is the man.Stole this pic from Love Cycles blog.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Moon Man & Chicken Foot

Clarke: Hey Moon, what's up with the chicken foot hanging from your handlebars?

Moon: It's my new speedo.

Clarke: Huh?

Moon: I've gotten too many speeding tickets from the cops around here because my speedo is broken and I ride faster than I realize.

Clarke: Ok, but what's up with the fuckin chicken foot?

Moon: Well when I feel the chicken foot scratching my arm from the wind, I know I'm doing about 45 mph... like I said, it's my new speedo. Haven't gotten a ticket since I installed it.

Clarke: Fair enough.

Monday, February 13, 2012


To everybody that came by,bought shit,hung out,said hi and threw back some beers with us this weekend.We appreciate the support.Thanks to the Baltimore crew and Kyle and Kalyn for turning their house into a commune.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Heading to Baltimore

Get there however you can.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Ride to Skate 6

More details to come...


Well, Me and Chopper Mike Mcellwee took a little trip this weekend and headed out to Oakland. That's right Oakland .....New Jersey, sorry for the let down.  I wish I could tell you a story about Me and Mike  diving around the countryside and spotted this beauty peeking out behind an old washer and dryer, But I regress. I found it the old fashioned way.  EBAY!  With a buy it now option! I could not resist ,overwhelmed with desire and wonder lust, one single click of my mouse and I had become the new owner of a completely chromed out 1979 FXR.  Upon arrival in Oakland we were greeted buy "Buy it now" Glenn and his buddy 5Q, Don't ask because I sure didn't. Two old bikers from the hills of Oakland, crazy right? He promised me a running bike, which did fire momentarily until the primary belt decided to take another direction.  The story I got was a former show bike called "FOOL'S GOLD"  I can't for the life of me figure out where that name came from, There isn't any gold on the thing. Again, don't ask I didn't. Then it sat for several years until Glenn's possession.  I was still in love, paid "Buy it now"Glenn and drug her home. The frame and front end are completely chrome plated as is the entire transmission. As for the engine, it appears to be stroked out and full of S&S goodies. Maybe that's where the GOLD is or I'm the FOOL for buying it. I'm going to take the ugly out of her and have it ready to tear up the streets of Philly this summer.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Friday, February 3, 2012

Liberty Vintage Cycle

Hey, I saw this cool little video on Atom and Liberty Cycle here in Philly and figured I'd throw the link up to give you all something to look at.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Issue High 5

New issue of Show Class now available.

We will be shipping next week, first class.

My personal favorite yet. Hope you bastards dig it.