this monday, november 16th, two bad ass bands are coming together at the note in west chester. valient thorr and american speedway. get there if you can. start walking if you have to. they do not disappoint.
if you cant make that show, thorr is dropping the hammer again with red fang on wednesday the 18th at our boy chickenhead's hot spot in philly, the kung fu necktie
its said that when valient thorr plugs in, all the babies in heaven start to cry
it is also said that when mike kerchner swings his hips, girls get knocked up
and it is also said that if you stand too close to red fang when they're playing, you wont be able to have any babies at all, see you up front